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Saturday, November 28, 2009

Could we live without our internet porn?

If the Internet ceased to exist all of sudden, would we all just sit silently and have no clue what to do?

Without technology:

We would have to unfold and fold a map and be able to actually read it.
  • Go to the bank and interact with a person
  • Subscribe to Playboy etc. and have it delivered to our door
  • Go into those XXX stores to buy our sex toys and porn
  • Pick up a phone and talk to relatives
  • Put a stamp on it
  • Pick up a pen
  • Use a dictionary
  • Go to the library
  • Get film developed and actually share pictures in hard copy
  • Break out the scrabble board or Monopoly and play with humans
  • Read a book made of paper
  • Change the CD/push play
  • Stay home to receive a call or make a phone call
  • Go to the mall and push through crowds
Now that we are so far ahead and it is always changing, there is no going back. Yet with all of our conveniences we are still stressed out.
Useless information:
There are 27,900,000 results for porn online. This is how many sites, links you can go to, to find your fix (or whatever you call it)
There are 50,000,000 results for weight loss.
There are 1,010,000 results for fat perverts.

2 comments:

  1. If there was no more internet, I don't think I could survive. lol sad, but true.

    and I need my internet p0rn!

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  2. Need internet to exist. period.

    Secretia

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