This just in! Hold the presses! You have to hear this!
In other words, shut up I have something to say, and you actually might want to hear it. (Maybe not, but there could be a chance)
Dancing in your underwear can make you the sexiest person alive. All you have to do is follow a few steps and a few rules.
Do it alone
Don't look in any mirror
Imagine yourself as the most sexiest person alive
Don't wear old stinky underwear, wear the good stuff
Go about your chores if you chose, dishes, vacuum (not wash the car)
Turn the music up
Dance like no one is watching (hopefully no one is)
Let yourself go
No one else matters, nothing else matters
Wiggle it like no ones business
Shake them proud
Now that you have totally released all the crap in your life, spent a few minutes or so, being the sexiest person alive, dancing in your underwear...go get dressed...
...That is just weird!