You just stink, don't sit near me.

We do not have to sit in a public building and breathe someone else's toxic waste anymore. That is a total bonus.
Do smokers really think we cannot smell them? I am surprised at how many people will go outside, right outside the building by the way, smoke and then come back in, not even realizing how awful they smell.
It is really gross, to be honest with you. They smell bad, disgusting, almost to the point of gagging people, yet it does not seem to bother them at all.
If I stank, it would bother me. I don't like to smell bad, I shower in the morning, put on deodorant, maybe a small dab of perfume. I wear clean clothes, clean my house, all so I don't smell bad.
These are things that smokers do too, most people do these rituals. Most people like to smell good, and not to be noticed for being stinky.
So, it seems that they have no clue or don't care. Why bother to shower etc. They just cover themselves in smoke anyway?
Smokers, maybe you don't realize it, but you really do smell bad, we know you smoke even if you didn't smoke in front of us, we try not to go too close. Don't kid yourself any longer, because I am here to tell you...You smell bad!!!! You stink!!!


  1. I, personally, don't get grossed out by the smell of cigarettes. It's that the smoke makes it tough for me to breathe.

    How about they replace tobacco by dried tea or lavender? Cigarettes would smell much better, won't they? :)

    Good blog you got here. Keep up the fun work! :)

  2. I have to agree with you. I don't like the smell of cigarettes at all, and being a non smoker - you can really smell or tell when someone smokes. STINKY!

  3. My brother smokes in the balcony (out of respect for us), yet as soon as he closes the window, the whole room smells like a tobacco factory.

    I still think it might be a good idea to replace tobacco with tea leaves or lavender or any other herb that smells good.

    Don't you think? :)

  4. What if we don't make cigarettes at all, we could drink tea instead of smoking it and we can bathe in lavender. Just a thought

  5. sexnfries,

    You're right. Those are the original uses of tea and lavender.

    Since smokers are addicted to nicotine, I thought this addiction would be replaced by a less harmful one; one that smells good, too :)


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