You cannot be serious?

You can’t be serious (Warning some are gross and rude and you know found on the net)
Thought I would find some interesting information and all I can say is “You can’t be serious”
Found it while I was out and about looking for nothing and wasting time. Thought I would be nice and share with you.

Sex Dictionary

angry dragon - n. Ejaculating in someone's mouth and then hitting them in the back of the head, forcing the cum out of their nose so that they look like an angry dragon breathing fire.

cock snot - n. Humorous term for semen

donkey punch - n. Having anal sex with someone and punching them in the back of the head to make them pass out. Said to induce a clenching of the anal sphincter in the unconscious person.

facesitting - n. A fetish practice where a woman sits on a man's face, smothering him.

gorilla salad - n. Pubic hair.

smurf - v. Slapping someone in the face with your penis

In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude. A woman may be naked only while in the bathroom.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

Bumper stickers

How do you confuse a wanker? 37

I tried sniffing Coke once. The ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

I brake for fairys, elves, gnomes, the toothfairy, the easter bunny, santa and other little creatures that only I can see

I'm not a bitch, I am THE bitch!

What's the ultimate in rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Funny ideas and quotes
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its ass."

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  1. I wouldn't want anyone to hit me in the back of the head when I'm doing that!


  2. I cannot believe there is a name for it

  3. Weird, frightening and funny! I guess I'll strike Minnesota off my itinerary. No sense going there now.


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