Had to run into the evil Wal-mart, drove into the parking lot and opened the door.
Big pile of horse crap! Not even paying attention to where I was, I had parked right beside the horse parking area. This is a destinated area for buggies that the Amish use.
Yes, not used to this. So I just get out, step over the massive pile and pretend that I meant to park beside a large mound of crap and it does not bother me. I can still look cool as I play horse puck hop scotch.