The drink made me do it!

Found this old article about changing drink names in pubs to remove references to sexual promiscuity and crime.
"It is Greene King Pub Company policy to advertise all alcohol in a responsible manner and never to associate it with sexual promiscuity, machismo, anti-social behaviour or illegal acts.
"Drinks and cocktails will only ever be given 'legitmate' names and the company will not sell any non-Portman Group approved products.
"Greene King Pub Company is currently working to ensure this policy is enforced throughout its estate of 750 pubs." ref
Be very careful when comsuming these...

3 Way - 2 shots vodka,1-2 shots malibu rum, pineapple juice, a splash of orange juice.
"I don't know man, had this drink and all of a sudden two naked women were all over me."

Butterballs- 1 1/2 shot Butterscotch schnapps,1/2 shot Coffee liqueur
"What the hell, took a drink and now my balls are all greasey!"

Death by sex - 1 1/2 oz. Vodka, 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort®, 1/2 oz. Amaretto, 1/2 oz. Sloe Gin, 1/2 oz. Triple Sec, 3/4 oz. Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice Cocktail
"I don't understand, just saw him last night, we stopped for a drink. How did he die?"

Deathwish - 0.5 oz. Wild Turkey®, 0.5 oz. Dark Rum, 0.5 oz. Peppermint Schnapps, 0.5 oz. Grenadine
"No idea why, I just want to drive really fast."

Disappointment Lady - 3/4 oz. Brandy, 3/4 oz. Tia Maria®, 3/4 oz. Orange Juice, 3/4 oz. Creme de Noyaux, 1 dash Grenadine
"I can't seem to satisfy my lady" "Maybe you should stop drinking these drinks"

Sex on a beach - 2/3 oz. Schnapps, peach,1 1/3 oz. Vodka,1 1/3 oz. Cranberry Juice,1 1/3 oz. Orange Juice
"Everytime I have one of these I get sand in the crack of my ass, what's up with that?"

Orgasm - •1 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's),1 oz. Triple Sec (Cointreau),2/3 oz. Grand Marnier,
"Oh crap, there goes another pair of pants!"

Blow Job - 3/4 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's), 3/4 oz. Kahlua, Top with Whipped cream
"Hey man. why is your wife unzipping my pants?"

MILF - •1/2 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's),1/2 oz. Frangelico,1/2 oz. Rum, light, 2 oz. Cream
"Wow dude, all of sudden your mom is hot, she is slinging back those drinks"


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10 comments:

  1. I admit it, I drank of them at different times.

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  2. i love it. the drink made me do it defense.

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  3. Funny stuff! And dangerous.lol

    If that's what would REALLY happen after a 3 Way,70% of the men would start drinking like fish. Okay,80%.

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  4. I'm suddenly really thirsty....

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  5. I'm with Laura - well, not actually WITH her - not, I hasten to add, that I'm not absolutely certain I'd love to be, but - oh, you know what I mean....

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  6. I want them all and it's only 830 am! oh and I don't mean the drink!

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  7. So if they change the names to something more family friendly, I wonder what would happen...
    If the Blow Job became the "Family Game Night," maybe you'd get the urge to play Monopoly.
    Or if the Butterballs became the "Church camp," maybe you'd want to spend the summer praying at camp.
    Or if the "MILF" became the "Mother," maybe you'd think your own mom is hot.
    Wait a second...

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  8. These are great! I'll have one of each! (Naw, I couldn't even order "Sex on the Beach" without feeling perverted! I'll stick to Merlot or a Martini!

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  9. very good blog, congratulations
    regard from Reus Catalonia
    thank you

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