"It is Greene King Pub Company policy to advertise all alcohol in a responsible manner and never to associate it with sexual promiscuity, machismo, anti-social behaviour or illegal acts.
"Drinks and cocktails will only ever be given 'legitmate' names and the company will not sell any non-Portman Group approved products.Be very careful when comsuming these...
"Greene King Pub Company is currently working to ensure this policy is enforced throughout its estate of 750 pubs." ref
3 Way - 2 shots vodka,1-2 shots malibu rum, pineapple juice, a splash of orange juice.
"I don't know man, had this drink and all of a sudden two naked women were all over me."
Butterballs- 1 1/2 shot Butterscotch schnapps,1/2 shot Coffee liqueur
"What the hell, took a drink and now my balls are all greasey!"
Death by sex - 1 1/2 oz. Vodka, 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort®, 1/2 oz. Amaretto, 1/2 oz. Sloe Gin, 1/2 oz. Triple Sec, 3/4 oz. Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice Cocktail
"I don't understand, just saw him last night, we stopped for a drink. How did he die?"
Deathwish - 0.5 oz. Wild Turkey®, 0.5 oz. Dark Rum, 0.5 oz. Peppermint Schnapps, 0.5 oz. Grenadine
"No idea why, I just want to drive really fast."
Disappointment Lady - 3/4 oz. Brandy, 3/4 oz. Tia Maria®, 3/4 oz. Orange Juice, 3/4 oz. Creme de Noyaux, 1 dash Grenadine
"I can't seem to satisfy my lady" "Maybe you should stop drinking these drinks"
Sex on a beach - 2/3 oz. Schnapps, peach,1 1/3 oz. Vodka,1 1/3 oz. Cranberry Juice,1 1/3 oz. Orange Juice
"Everytime I have one of these I get sand in the crack of my ass, what's up with that?"
Orgasm - •1 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's),1 oz. Triple Sec (Cointreau),2/3 oz. Grand Marnier,
"Oh crap, there goes another pair of pants!"
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