How many times have you inherited money?

The wave of spam emails, they flow into the inbox no matter what. Urgent messages, you inherited money, someone is dying and I would like to put the money in your bank people respond?
Well here is our response, written by husband.

Spam email, similiar to the rest:

I am Zain Johnson, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine ,
that shares the same last name as yours died as the result of a
heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His heart condition was
due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami
disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia . And in the
record there is no known successor to this deposit of the deceased who
died without a will.
I can be reached on [ ) for more
information. My late Client has a deposit of Seventeen Million Five
hundred Thousand Dollars ( US$ 17.500,000) left behind.
Best regards, Zain Johnson Attorney AT Law

The response:

WEll that poor bastard.. must have been my long lost Uncle Rajeev Wilbur Miller - a part Indian, part Polish part Canadian Catholic Muslim Jewish immmigrant to the area that was hit by the tsunami..

Why don't I send you my social security number, date of birth, copies of my birth certificate, passport, bank and credit card account numbers along with PINs and Power of Attorney to access all of my financial records.. Let me know where to send it..

Thanks for taking care of Uncle Rajeevs stuff.. Shalom..

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  1. Good answer, of course. I'm afraid to even finish reading it. I delete right away.

    I wonder if anyone does fall for it????


  2. I get an average of 5 pieces of shit like that per day.

  3. I have an award for you at my place!! Come on by when you get a minute!


  4. Loving your blog!

    I am new to your blog and am now following. Pop on by to my bloggy blog and follow back if you would like. It is very nice to "meet" you and I look forward to following your blog!

  5. Oh! Really? I didn't know I HAD any relatives who died in the tsunami. But (reply key) here is my social security number, Mr. Johnson...


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