'OMG' "A Dry Vagina!"

Well, we are in bed watching TV around 10 in the morning recovering from the Super Bowl party the day before. We get to Dr. Oz and he is discussing the Big O for women over 40. He brings out his big table of sponges and asks an audience member to come up and discuss her dry vagina, now that she is hitting 50 years of age.

There is a different sponge for each decade of a woman's life..20,30,40,50,60. "Here, feel this 20 year old vagina" She puts her had on the sponge and is slimmed, really gooey! I don't know about you but I don't recall walking around with my vagina dripping and gooey....EVER!

She goes through the line up of sponge- vaginas; they are getting dryer with different types of guck on them. She hits the 50 year old sponge..vagina.

"This is what your vagina is like and why you are lacking the desire to have sex"

Yes..you wouldn't want anything poking that dried up sponge you have between your legs. The audience looks on, learning about why this woman doesn't want any and is not having orgasms. They end the demo with a sponge that is totally dry...something to look forward to.

Oh the joys of womanhood...NOT



With everything else going on, the great news is, you will grow old and dry up. Don't you feel better that you are normal and we all go through it?

Sex and Health

A sign of aging woman’s sexual response is a decrease in vaginal wetness during sexual arousal. A woman in her sixties can still have multiple orgasms as a woman in her twenties. But because her sexual responses have slowed, she and her partner will probably need to spend more time in foreplay before she is lubricated enough for intercourse. Lubricates can be used and be bought at local drugstores.



So with all the information..."How's your hole"

Comments

  1. Stopping in by way of Batcrap Crazy.

    And what do I see on my very first visit? A post about dry vaginas!

    You have my attention.

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  2. OMG my first visit by way of Gregory J. This is freaking hilarious! Especially: There is a different sponge for each decade of a woman's life..20,30,40,50,60. "Here, feel this 20 year old vagina" She puts her had on the sponge and is slimmed, really gooey! I don't know about you but I don't recall walking around with my vagina dripping and gooey....EVER!

    ..... I also don't remember ever walking around with my hand up my hooha or anyone else's to compare.

    I've only been blogging about a month but please stop by and read at least my very first post. After reading this... I think you'd get a kick out of it.

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  3. Fascinating! At 64, I still have girl goo. It seems that when I hear women talking about "going commando" I can't help but worry about their clothing! I mean, girl goo is fine and all but you don't want it in your wool trousers or on your silk dress do you?

    Still, the over the counter lubricants are fine for sex. I would prefer to still be a juicy Lucy, but hey, it's beter than nothing!

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  4. Speaking of a dry vagana, I asked this woman if she smoked after sex and she said she didn't know. She never looked to see.

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  5. I have a dry penis. Is that normal?

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  6. I love a lot of foreplay now and I always did, I'm never dry. So there!

    Secretia

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  7. It seems like I miss all the fun being at work! Have to see about getting a TV set up in the potting shed.

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  8. Oh dang...you mean I might have to extend foreplay? What a shame. My wife is over forty and seems as lubricated as when she was in her twenties.

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  9. It is good to know that our visitors do not need to appear on the show....remember to feel your sponges so you know if you need lube

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