So you want a larger penis...

Does size matter to women as much as it does to men? If you know how to use it and use it well, would it make a difference what size of the tool used?

Spam emails seem to think that we are all looking for a bigger member. Ads displayed on websites, devices that are used to pump him up all seem to think there is a market for the bigger dick.

So if you are not satisfied with little willy, where do you turn?

Enlargement Pills: Many on the market these days, plenty to chose from, pop a pill and watch the little wanker grow into a larger wanker. Yes you and your wanker both can be big knobs.
According to a penis enlargement pill review site, that gives you information on five pills that are the best, an additional 3 inches to your penis length in 6 months. Why did they only review five? Their answer is
We researched just about every penis enlargement pill out on the market. However, our reviews only contain the ones that performed best with our research team, user feedback, user reorders, and user submitted reviews. We have been conducting questionnaire research in this field for a long time.

I have a question.....How big were these dicks and how big are they now? That is a lot pills and research boys!

But wait....if you are not into pills there is the Penis Advantage, add 1-4 inches in just 6 minutes a day!
Did you know that it's possible to enlarge your penis at home using nothing but your hands and a few specially designed and highly secret NATURAL exercises that anybody with two hands can do?

For $49.95 (on special) you can have instant access to the secrets of jerking off massaging your buddy there to increase blood flow and do some things to the cells that then do something or other.......

If you want to skip the products and really want that endowed pecker for sure, surgery is the answer. The knife, the implant, the surgical mutation of wood.
To lengthen the penis only $5950 but wait on sale for the next few weeks $4995..and they take credit cards.
Your pleasure rod is now a schlong for you to use as you please, longer, thicker more meat than you can handle. Ignore the fact you have no feeling in parts of it and keep sticking it in the wrong hole, you will get used to your new member soon.
Most men don’t know it, but only two thirds of the penis extends beyond the body. Inside the body cavity, there is roughly another 8-10cm of length (keep in mind that the average penis, in America, is roughly 13cm), which is suspended from the pubic bone by two connective tissues called ligaments. The suspensory ligament and fundiform ligament anchor the external tissue to the body.
When freed surgically, in every instance the penis will gain, in a flaccid state, roughly 2-3cm (there are 2.54cm per inch), making the appearance of the limp penis much greater. Gains in erect position vary considerably but can be equal or greater in size. Today, the cicatricial retraction that is common after surgery (in normal healing, a scar is formed, sometimes causing contraction of the tissues). This is usually controlled by counterweight until the healing is complete. There have been stated concerns about releasing these ligaments, for fear of damaging the proper elevation of the penis once severed. It’s been discovered, after years of surgery that the elevation of the penis is determined by pressure within the spongy tissues, not the effect of the ligaments themselves. source

If surgery is out of the question for you, and when you look down at your hose and still pine for a longer could try the pumps, stretchers, creams, weights.

Good luck and don't send pictures....we don't care



  1. I think it's the ones who don't know how to use it who want to be bigger. Surely if they knew what they were doing they'd know that size wasn't as important as people make it out to be. Funny post!

    Snafugirl xoxo

  2. Good grief! Imagination is free fantasies are unlimited.

    It's not all what a guy has, it's what he is.


  3. I just worry that too much product could open up whole new things for a girl.


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