Oh yeah, I have some powers, the magical way I turn heads, make them want me. Oh they want me I know they do. Hell I am beautiful, stunning...they want me and I know it.
Well these powers did not come easy, I had to earn them. I will let you in on my secret super power ways, just because I am awesome too.
First get the most amazing smelling shampoo, use Head & Shoulders, it will get rid of that itch, it comes in some amazing scents these days. Make sure too soak those scratch pads off your heels, I think a file will help.
Check mirror..ah what the hell is that...ok cover up! Stay calm. Blend the foundation of your evenly over entire face...still check for weird ass hairs on chin, cheeks and between eyebrows...if too much cover up gets on them they stand out like tentacles.
Brush brows..not sure why but I have one of those thingys for that.
Apply shadow...so both eyes look somewhat similiar.
Mascara...freakin' clumps...tissue resue and your good.
Hang upside down shaking hair while blow drying it...body is the key here. Up lift those roots to bring out fullness. Be careful not to do it too long...just saying...be careful!
File nails, stroke on polish..clean polish from cuticles and finger tips and end table.
Run down and put blouse in dryer while running through house in gitch...
Breathe...take a sip of cold coffee
Moisturize random body parts with body butter that you can't remember where you got it from.
Back to mirror for final primping and adjustments, lipstick on teeth..nope, cow lick..can't save it.
Perfume..cheap stuff or good stuff....easy does it.
Hair spray layer, extra powder on face, jewelry, socks...run down and get blouse..still in gitch.