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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Warning: Know your stuff before answering questions in the dating world

Here are some abbreviations for things you might see in a chat room or even in a personal ads, so if you are not sure wtf people are talking about, make sure you are aware before answering yes to a question...like..."Do you like watersports?"

Be safe out there in cyber world or even any place where there are hook ups.

AC/DC - Bi-Sexual Person(s) *and I thought it was a band


Arts - Fetishes *and I thought is was

B&D or BD - Bondage and Discipline *I thought is was...


Back Door - Anal Sex *I thought is was




BBW - Big Beautiful Woman. Larger than average woman that is very beautiful regardless of size or weight.

BDSM - Bondage - Discipline - SadoMasochism

BI or Bisexual - Someone that enjoys sex with both men and women.

Bi-Curious - Someone that is curious, interested in or has had limited Bisexual experience.

Bondage - The practice of restraining a person(s) for sexual pleasure.

Clean - Diseases and Drug Free *I thought it was
Cunnilingus - Oral stimulation of the vagina/clitoris

DD - Clean, disease and drug free.

Discipline - Spanking, bondage or similar practice intended to arouse sexual desire.

DP - Double Penetration, simultanious Vaginal and Anal.

Exhibitionism - Showing off in public, involving nudity.

Fellation - Oral stimulation of the penis
Fetish - Sexual stimulation via non sexual acts or objects.

Full Swap - A couple that enjoys sexual pleasure with others that includes anything up to AND including intercourse.

Gay - Homosexual, generally a male, but not always.

GBM - Gay Black Man
GWM - Gay White Male

Heterosexual - One who enjoys and has sex with only the opposite sex.

Homosexual - One who enjoys and has sex with only the same sex.

Hung - One with a large penis *I thought it was


ISO - In Search Of

Lesbian - Gay women.

LTR - Long Term Relationship

MBC - Married Black Couple

MBiC - Married Bi Couple

MILF - Mother I'd Like (to) F*ck

MWC - Married White Couple

S&M or SM - Sadism/Masochism

Safe - Someone that is not at risk for becoming or causing a pregnancy.

SBF - Single Black Female

SBiF - Single Bi Female

SBiM - Single Bi Male

SBM - Single Black Male

SGL - Single

Sodomy - Usually Anal sex, possibly forced.

Soft Swing/Swingers - A couple that enjoys sexual pleasure with others that includes anything up to but not including intercourse.

STD - Sexually Transmitted Disease.

STR8 or STR or Straight - Straight, a Heterosexual person.

Swap or Swapping - Two couples exchanging partners

SWF - Single White Female

SWM - Single White Male

Versatile - Bisexual

Voyeur or Voyeurism - One who enjoys watching.

Water Sports - Urination involving sexual stimulation.

6 comments:

  1. You missed two:

    HM - High Maintenance

    IDDW - I Don't Do Windows

    ( I'm pretty sure you'll see both in the same ad )

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  2. lol Matty...

    Great list.. just need to be single..or not

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  3. Now that I know these things, what do I do with them?

    What does it mean when someone says they are a top or a bottom?

    Is switch like when you turn on a light?

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  4. I never heard the term soft swinging before, but I've almost done it when we were all very drunk, didn't care who was tocuhing who, it all felt good, know what I mean...

    Secretia

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  5. Hmmm. All of this might come in handy. Well, maybe not.

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  6. ..and not forgetting 'Metrosexual' which is evidently someone to date if you also have a bizarre fetish for rapid transit systems...

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