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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Why are boys dumb?

"I don't think he gets me, he says he gets me, I really don't think he does"

I don't move things to hide them on him; I move them to tidy, to organize even to categorize, to clean, and to be neat. Just move something to find out what is behind it, and you might actually find what you are looking for.

Seriously!

I don't nag at him when he is driving up someone's ass, when he is following so close I can see the tag on the drivers sweater. I am not nagging or bitchin' even, I am genuinely concerned for everyone's safety and do not trust the smuck in front of us. If he gets pissed we all are going to hurting when he slams on his brakes.

Think about it!

I am not PMSing, I am having a bad day, it happens to the best of us. I can have one of those days randomly, lord knows he does. When a bad mood strikes it may just mean I am in a bad mood and not about to go all hormonal on his ass.

I am not complaining when I suggest for him to move a little to the left, it just happens to feel better that way. When I suggest that a different position would be better, I am just letting him know what I like. It is not against all man kind or that he has no clue what he is doing. At that particular moment I think it is a good suggestion for me and for a happy ending.


It really does not matter that he does not get me, it gives me....well I won't divulge that secret.

18 comments:

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  2. You really have a way with words. I like your take on this. I wrote a poem about the very same thing once, but I'll save it for another day...

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  3. They are preoccupied thinking of their erections.

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  4. Boys are dumb because they don't have a vagina...and that's why we are so cool.....

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  5. Boys are dumb because women make us that way. Just a look is all it takes. Tongue tied and clueless.
    That's the way women want us. With hard head(s). No brains, just do what we're told.
    Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am. A little to the left? Yes, ma'am.

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  6. I've tried to explain these exact things to my husband,and after twenty years together,I'm starting to think he'll never get me!

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  7. It's only good if it's good for both partners. If she's happy. I'm happy and don't stop playing until she is. Thanks for stopping by to visit me. I am simply returning the favor...and will be back.

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  8. Usually, I can pick up on the more subtle physical moves in order to adjust what I'm doing. Plus, the sex has become so formulaic that I pretty much know when to do what. Rarely do I get verbal instructions. However, when I do, I don't feel as if I've let her down or that I'm clueless. It's just what I need to do to make her feel better.

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  9. Boys are dumb because..

    They hear but they don’t listen
    They look but they don’t see

    Hmmm.. I guess that about sums it up!

    If only I could figure out how to "fix" them! :-)

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  10. Odd how they forget what right is when you say a little to the right..

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  11. It's hard being a husband, so many things to remember, so many buttons to press, what goes where. It's so hard to concentrate when the boss is always looking over your shoulder.

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  12. He's a man honey and that pretty much sums it up. But I still love them.

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  13. I...just didnt pay atention in school.....

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  14. boys are dumb apparently for no other reason than they're boys. i guess they do all their thinking with the wrong head...

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  16. I Don't know but I sure wish I wasn't!

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  17. Every woman I have ever been with has said a variant of "Move stuff and you will find what you are looking for."

    Seriously? What exactly am I supposed to move? Every single item in the entire house? I am supposed to magically know where to look?

    If I knew where to look then I wouldn't be looking in the first place.

    Oh, and we just ARE. Dumb I mean. Can't help it. And you can't fix us, otherwise we aren't men anymore.

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