Lose 5 pounds in 5 minutes!

How many times have we sold our soul to lose weight?

Years of ignoring the fact that we are getting bigger and all of sudden we hit the wall.

OMG! I am fat!

Quick buy me the best product to get this fat off of me!

Make it fast, I want it gone now! How did I get this big!

Good Luck to you......more than 64% of US adults are either overweight or obese! Epidemic?


  1. Nope, not an epidemic... It's all those god damned FRIES!!!! :)


  2. Hell ya it is a conspiracy, ever see that weird ass King running around?

  3. We eat too damn much!
    Then we consume too much alcohol, then we eat tooo damn much again, then more alcohol. Then we frolic naked in the bed and finally sleep until it's time to go to work, then then cycle repeats.



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