Good thing it comes with music

Where do they come up with this stuff:

Todays music

1.All them girls be checking my bags
Buy it they be biting my swag
I guess you know I'm Bad (Bad)

2.I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

3.I dont really care where you live at
Just turn around boy and let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick's at

Whatever happened to the great lyrics of the 80's?

OZZY - Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liqueur
Take a bottle, drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows
Away tomorrows



  1. I don't get the rappy word rhyming thing. I can't call it music, especially since the lyrics make zero sense. When I first watched the video, I thought the "Strokin'" song was going to be about jerking the ol' stink log. Especially when I saw that red headed phallic symbol puppet thing at the start. Luckily, it got a lot better. :)


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