We don't know what we are talking about...

Do people actually know what they are talking about or do we just think and speak? Who is the real authority on what we say and do, to know if it is right?

Went into the local bar for a draft, the two sixty year old garbage men twins, with grey beards, seemed to know what they were talking about, who is to say that they don't know more than the PhD  or even the President?

What about the chick at the gym that will not shut her mouth long enough to break a sweat, who is to say she does not have the most brilliant advice to give someone? She just might know what she is talking about.

Let's say the child that eyes glow red as he screams and kicks in the middle of the mall, is some sort of sign that informs us that he knows why he is so pissed and we should all listen.

Maybe the spouse that feels unjustified by the lack of support in garbage duties, is the one that knows all. It could be that one spouse that knows exactly what come out of their mouth is .."I know what I am talkin' 'bout.


  1. Well I most definitely have no idea what I'm talking about. In fact, I have no idea if this comment makes any sense. Then again, it shouldn't. After all, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
    Now when it comes to others talking to me; I have no idea what they're talking about. I just nod by head at the right times...at least I hope I nod my head at the right times...after all, I have no idea what they're talking about...

  2. huh? what? oh right..nod politely and smile...maybe even a bat of the eye..."sure darling, anything you say"

  3. Whenever someone asks me a question or wants some of my amazing insight on a certain subject, I always answer by slowly nodding, allowing a thick string of drool to pass over my lips while I crack a fart and delightfully shit myself.

    It gets the chicks!

  4. Right... yeah... OK... whatever... :)

  5. I always know what I'm talking about.

    Except right now.

    Vicodin apparently kills short-term memory.

    I feel pretty.


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