We know what men are thinking

I have never really gave much thought into what men are thinking, if I want their opinion I will give it to them ~Lizzy

When women go wrong, men go right after them.- Mae West

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others. ~Cynthia Heimel

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander

If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. ~Jason Love

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ~Author Unknown

The term 'chauvinism'
Male chauvinism is a term used to describe the belief that men are superior to women. The term was widely used by the feminist movement in the 1960s to describe men who believe or display an attitude that women are inferior to men, speak to women as inferiors, or treat women negatively based solely upon their gender. Female chauvinism is a less commonly used term used to describe the symmetrical attitude that women are superior to men.
There may be a fine line between what we think and what we say, to be considered 'chauvinisitic'. I think now men and women know more about the opposite sex than they used to, thanks to TV and other media sources. You definitely get to hear the other side of things more and more with things being more public and broadcast.

In my thinking, just accept people for who they are, don't expect outside of the norm too often, somethings just don't change (within reason) and when things get too complicated to understand then blame the gender.

If all else fails in understanding...get him a beer...get her a beer and some diamonds!


  1. We do know what men are thinking, it's called "I want to do her"

  2. I know what men are thinking...

    "I wish she'd cook dinner naked, and serve it to me while I watch TV. And maaaaaaybe she'll blow me after."

    Ha! DEFINITELY NOT dumb ass!

  3. Right on, Lizzy, couldn't have said it better myself!


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