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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Humping and blowing, who made this crap up?

Ever just sit and wonder why things are the way they are?

Can't be just me, that really has nothing better to do ...or has something better to do but chooses not to.

Well it could be just me, I have sat alone before...no friends or support in my thoughts...anyway.

Where do these sayings come from? Who makes this crap up? Who decides to use such phrases or words and gets the whole world to use them?

A few to ponder for the day.

"Blow' Job--who in the hell was blowing on a penis and then said "All this blowing sure is quite a job"??
I know some people might get paid to do this, but why 'blow' Maybe 'Suck job' or 'Lick job' was too obscene....or 'slobber job' was too weird.

"Humping"--how did a large mass on a camels back become someone or somethings crotch rubbing up against something. If a dog is going at it on your leg, do you think about a camel? Is it because you have to get into a humped over position to make sure you make contact? Is it because when you ride a camel, it feels really good in your special places?

'Horny'--"I feel tingling through my private parts, just like those sharp bone-like things on a bulls head"
Who the hell made this up? Is it that someone was blowing into a horn and it vibrated places that made the high notes? If it did have something to do with a horn player....why is there no "Horn Job"?????






9 comments:

  1. I'm so horny now with all this talk about humping and blow jobs.

    I'm probably not helping here.

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  2. And '69' who the hell made that up?
    Well, in regards to 69, in my case it was 34 1/2 and it sure as heck wasn't my 'equatorial region' being tended too.
    And speaking of 'eating out'..I remember a time when that meant going to a restaurant...

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  3. Yeah eating out sounds pretty harsh

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  4. For sure. Especially when you consider some of restaurants I've been too. lol

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  5. MUST you post that luscious, lickable man for me to salivate at?

    Makes me COMPLETELY fucking forget what I was going to say bitches!

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  6. Horny actually goes way back. It originated in the 1500's when to "have the horn" was a euphemism for an erection

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  7. One more scholarly observation on horny. Trumpet player is a popular term in Puerto Rico for a woman who gives blowjobs(can't remember the Spanish I'm afraid but I'll be sure to add it to my phrasebook the next time I head south)

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  8. She huffed and she puffed as she still couldn't blow that prick down. Kept right on standing up -"stiff as a board", Not exactly a sexual phrase, but well, since we're on the subject of euphemisms here. And can somebody get Crazy Brunette a mop? There's seems to be a puddle beneath her and she's trembling all over the place, for chrissakes.

    Don't worry. She's a bloggy friend of mine. She won't hurt me -too badly.

    Anyways, you make valid post points here. Horny, Humping, Blowjob are almost the exact opposite in literal mean of each word in one way or another. Fucking retarded fuckers! My work is done here. Bye.

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