Naked theif steals blog stories to be amused.

We are at it again. Went around stealing things from awesome blogs. If you do it naked, you can get in and out of there quickly. Until you get caught of course, then you have some explaining to do.

We took things from some blogs, we left little notes telling them that we took some stuff from their blogs. We put them together to form somewhat of a story. Don't worry if you don't understand it, actually worry if you can.

And the story begins.....

I stepped in dogshit walking to the swimming hole--in my bare feet  I’m seriously ready to kill someone

Just goes to prove that rural Maine isn't for the light of heart or the overly trusting. You just never know what kind of crazies you'll meet.

I want you to cook dinner, vacuum the carpet, and pick up all your dirty underwear every day.  Just the thought of it sends a chill up my spine.  next week we will be having an awards ceremony

I was so surprised to find such yumminess  like when all of life's little shitty details pile on top of you until you feel like you've been trapped beneath something really heavy. Say, a flatulent hippopotamus?

Well here is the story that the bloggers have to tell, and I do have to say I was sorta disappointed in trying to find something interesting to steal, usually it is much easier. Maybe because I was naked and that was distracting. When you sit naked stealing other peoples work, you are the most interesting and nothing could compare to that.

Have a great holiday and be sure to amuse us next week, at least for my own sanity.

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  1. Aw, thanks! I'm honored that you stole from my blog. :)

    Love the story!


  2. I'm always ready to kill someone.

    It's how I roll.

  3. Great now I get to compete with your asses!!!

    I won't post on Monday's bitches!

  4. You did a pretty good job, regardless.

  5. Your Naked Stories are so cool and original. Maybe one day I will figure out the hidden message in them. You do have one, don't you? My college English Lit professor said there is always a hidden message in the written story. Is it that all of us bloggers are nuts?

  6. And here I was sure you'd stolen the part about the blue giraffe. :)

    That's ok.
    Dirty underwear is nice to steal too.

    No, wait...

  7. I love,love,love that you stole stuff from me. Especially love that it was Molded Liver Pate. *shudder*

    Rock on, ladies! xoxo


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