Walking naked in the sunshine along a sandy beach......

As a mother and a wife ---the most unappreciated jobs on the planet. I have come to the conclusion I am not capable to hold it together much longer.

Stress affects mommies too. It's Friday and I would like to sit on my ass and do nothing. I wish to be the poster girl for bon bon and soap operas

But noooooooo! No freakin way would I get away with that.

Husband is busy as hell, with his ADD and workaholicism...I have installed a revolving door where the front door used to be. I just stand inside, hand him a coffee, shove a sandwich in his mouth and let him cop a feel...then poof he is off again to save the world...don't ask from what...I am just the woman holding it all together.

Kids are wanting me to take away their stress of social calendars, school work and pimples. ME! Single handed, curing the teenage world of any pressure and anxiety.

btw. I volunteered, apparently for this job by popping those babies out 17 and 15 years ago. The flippin' pain back then should have been the biggest hint!

So as my Friday starts, and I am alone to clean up after a week of quietly supporting the troops while they took on the corporate world and the High school drama.

Laundry....why do we need so many clothes anyway...maybe they won't notice some missing.
Dishes...paper plates and plastic utensils are looking appealing...except for the environmental issues...you know the plastic forks will last forever, so I would have to wash them or become handy in the craft area.
Meals...everyone wants me to make sure they are healthy, I am the cook and nutritionist, but everyone is to busy to eat anyway....

And....

I might want to shave my legs this month if I ever plan on escaping going out....most likely to the grocery store just in case anyone finds it fit to pleasure me with their company for a meal.

Running around trying to remove the compiled layer of filth, making sure everyone looks good and smells better, everyone eats properly so they don't get sick or fat. Trying to get a business going and .......

Meditation...while I crank up the music and make this place sparkle...they will be home soon to start another week of happiness.....wouldn't want anyone to be stressed out or anything.





2 comments:

  1. Preach it sister! That sounds like my life.

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  2. PART 1

    BUT THERE IS MORE.....

    You see, Bush Sr., & Jr., Clinton, Regan, Carter, Obama, Ford...ALL these presidents are in what is dubbed a SECRET SOCIETY called The Moloch Axis Demoniacs (i coined the phrase myself...Dr. A.P. and i don't use my full name because WHO knows WHAT sinister crap they'd do to me IF they found out?) or M.A.D. for short.

    These people, and there’s obviously more of them (Cheney, Rumsfeld etc.) than the ones mentioned, control KEY positions not just in government, business, society etc. They are GRADUALLY erroding MORAL/FAMILY VALUES in society. SO gradual that it's like hairloss! You see it ever so slowly and you have to be a keen eye to boot!

    For example, women in the workforce...they go to work so WHO takes care of the kids? Some goofs getting minimum wage who could care less about those kids. Family split apart because NOW both parents work and the cost of life itself purposely increased to perpetuate this separation. Kids grow up with NO moral/family values. Repeat this a few generations and before you know it, you have mindless zombies that don't know RIGHT from WRONG! Easily programmable to get in debt, be anti-christ-like etc.

    Also, the coming mark of the beast 666. Remember HOW it all used to be ca$h only? Then they introduced checks, then credit cards to get yourself in serious financial troubles, then ATM cards, and now that STUPID SWIPE-PASS card. What is the purpose of all this? To get people broken down enough and stupid enough through putting FLUORIDE in the drinking water and ASPERTAME in soda drinks/pop cans so we ALL can accept the 666 chip. So NOBODY can buy or sell or own ANYTHING lest he has the mark of the beast (anti-christ) which is 666.

    I can go on for days & days as to the subtleties and more examples but i think you all SEE the points i make here. It's all SUBTLE and GRADUAL negative changes day in & day out that these M.A.D. demons (because they are demonic and have placed their trust in demons in exchange for their souls and material possessions here on earth) are passing into laws in Canada, USA, UK, SPAIN, FRANCE etc.

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