I do have to admit that I know a bit of chatese, but really not enough that I could have a conversation or even keep up with most. My kids have me beat, and I avoid the whole texting thing. Chat rooms confuse me and leave me feeling lost in a world other than this one, where I sit out dated and actually using my mouth to communicate with.

Here is a small chuck of a chat dictionary, with some of my added notes.....

AAA = Any Advice Appreciated (usually the advice here was to call if you had a flat)

ADN Any Day now  (or some kid is not doing well in spelling and should have been AND)

AFAIAA As Far as I am Aware (who even talks like that)

AFAIR As Far as I Recall (or hubby has been a bad boy)

AFK Away From Keyboard (why tell them this? Just let them think you have better things to do)

AI As If  (I think this was a movie)

ATM At The Moment (or a place to get money)

B Be (does this really cut back on typing)

B4 Before

BAK Back at Keyboard

BAY Back At You (a place to take your boat)

BAS Big Ass Smile (how do you know when your ass is smiling?)

BEG Big Evil Grin (usually this is what the dog does or your boyfriend)

BIBO Beer In - Beer Out

BOC But of course

BOT Back on Topic

BRB Be Right Back

BTDTGAS Been There Done That-Got a Shirt

BTL Better Than Life

BTSOOM Beats the Shit out of Me

BTW By The Way

BWL Bursting With Laughter

C See

C&G Chuckle and Grin (I just don't chuckle--like ever)

DAY Dreamed About You (creepy--and don't you dream at night?)

DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite (little ones chat too?)

EG Evil Grin

F2F Face to Face (chat for "I am done chatting)

GAG Get A Grip (someone sends this and I have questions on what is in their mouth)

GAL Get A Life (some gals should get a life)

GMBO Giggling my butt off (easier than going to the gym unless this was really gumbo)

HAND Have a Nice Day

HHIS Hanging Head in Shame

HHOJ HA! HA! Only Joking! (would it not be easier to type out 'only joking')

HTH Hope this helps

HUB Head up Butt (I know a lot of hubs)

IANAL I am not a lawyer... (BUT..) (do you see the irony?)

IMO In My Opinion

IMHO In My Humble Opinion

IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion

IOW In Other Words

IWALU I will always love you (nothing lets people know you love them like short form)

JAM Just a Minute (now I am hungry so JAM)

KISS Keep it simple, stupid (remember when kiss was an affectionate thing)

LOL Laughing out Loud (are people really laughing when they type this?)

MUD Multi-user Dungeon (I know Mud is dirty but is this?)

MYOB Mind your own business

NP No Problem

NPD No Problem Dude

NRN No reply Necessary

NP No Problem

NTOOT Nine times out of ten

NWIH No Way in Hell

OM Old Man

OMG Oh My God

OOTB Out of the blue or Out of the Box

PDS Please Don't Shoot (?????)

PITA Pain in the Ass

PM Private Message

PMFJI Pardon Me for jumping in

PMP Pee'd my pants

POAHF Put On A Happy Face

POV Point of view

QT Cutie

QTAB Cute as a button

QTP Cutie pie

RCI Rectal-Cranial Inversion

ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing





ROTFLUTS ROTFL Unable to Speak

RUOK Are you OK?

SETE Smile Ear to Ear

SHID Slaps Head In Disgust

SID So I do

SITD Still in the Dark

SNERT Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager

SO Significant Other (husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend,etc

SorG (S/G) Straight or Gay?

SOHF Sense of Humor Failure

SPAM Stupid Peoples Advertisement

STB Simply the Best

SWAK Sealed with a Kiss

TBIB The Bitch is back

TIC Tongue in Cheek

TNSTAAFL There's no such thing as a free lunch

TNT Till Next Time

TRRHNTPIMP Trying Really Really Hard Not To Pee In My Pants

TOY Thinking of you

VC Virtual Community

VEG Very Evil Grin

(W) Wink

WABOL What a bunch of losers

WAIDW What am I doing wrong?

WAS Wild Ass Guess

WEG Wicked Evil Grin

YM Young Man

YWSYLS You win some, you lose some

ZIAO Zoning in and out



  1. SHIT!

    I had NO idea there were SO fucking many!!!

  2. Who would a thunk it? So many was to say nothing. I have a hard time with English but this shit is ridiculous.

  3. that's what that means? Wow. I owe my ex an apology. I thought he was cussing me out in a random language. Oops.

    I text and I don't even know all the codes.

  4. Oh wow- Information overload. At my age, I couldn't handle trying to use all of those abbreviations for phrases. Rectal Cranial Inversion? Am I reading that right? WTF?

  5. I 8 A P B4 I 8 A P I 8 A B U C?
    C U C U N L



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