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Friday, June 4, 2010

Positive Pussy Pride

The Yeast Infection - seen on TV- here is the cure, one step no mess, clear that yuk up.

The period - menstruation, the curse, that time of month - as seen on TV - many types of pads, tampons, light, heavy, day, night, long, thin, small, maximum, for little women, for large women. Feeling great about it? Make it easy? What ever.....

Dry Vagina - heat it up with lube girls. Make it a night where everything slides right in.

Itchy and irritated - there is ointment for that, some cream that will take away the smell and that itch so you can stop picking at your ass...

Acne - there are endless medicated cleansers, creams, cover ups and more. No more zits for you.

Wrinkles- research has been done and there are so many creams- day time, night time, any time. Use it everyday. No need to worry, no need to have a wrinkle on your face or your ass with the amount of wonder creams available.

Are you feeling beautiful yet? Just let me know when....but wait...

Fat, chunky and hoarding belly fat - a billion and two fast, quick and easy methods to be as fit as a skinny ass model in no time. All at your figure tips, pick a pill or book, shove it and use it...you will be that thin bitch in no time.

Feel gorgeous yet....but wait...

Don't forget about that fur lining you have - wax, razors, razors with built in moisturizers, creams, gels, no heat wax, sugar wax, professional laser or waxing. There is no reason to be that hairy...none..get smooth.

If you don't feel totally beautiful during the last 30 min of commercials...why the hell not?





There is always a Victoria Secret Ad that might help you feel totally awesome....


3 comments:

  1. Well the pussies seem positively proud after they do another massive shit in my vegetable patch...
    Whoops..have I got this just a tad wrong..hmmmm

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  2. Fucking awesome! I laughed so hard..it's so true, there are lots of things out there that make us feel "beautiful" (or more likely make us insecure, but hey I feel hot all the time..(blessing of being a hot red-head)

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  3. Having a yeast infection is like...well...think of croutons in your salad. But the good thing about having ‘Your Monthly’, according to TV is you can play tennis, swim, ride horses and all kind of good shit. Men just have to wish sex was one of the things you liked to enjoy.

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