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Monday, July 12, 2010

Happy Birthday to me, gimme gimme......

We built the perfect mate:

Male  (57%)
Female  (42%)

Blonde  (26%)
Brunette  (42%)
Red Head  (23%)

Blue eyes  (61%)
Brown eyes  (15%)
Hazel eyes  (26%)

Skinny  (11%)
Average build  (73%)
Meaty  (11%)

Large boobs  (7%)
Small boobs  (11%)
Size B-C cup  (30%)

Big booty  (7%)

penis - over 7 inches  (26%)
penis - 4-7 inches  (26%)

multi orgasmic  (50%)

Under 5 feet tall  (3%)
over 5'8" tall  (65%)

Never late  (53%)
Drinks  (57%)
Does not smoke  (57%)
bi sexual  (26%)






I guess it doesn't really matter what you people want...it is my Birthday so I get what I want.....it is a rule somewhere...honest!

Have a great Monday, I know I will as I get spoiled, which is only right since I am the one who has to face a new number....and a new year as the old lady.

7 comments:

  1. thats right you get what you want.... except for that added year

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  2. hey, its just a number, dont let it worry you Happy Birthday!!

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  3. nice profile of an ideal man!!! really nice! I might like this man A LOT!!!!

    Happy Bday girl!!!!

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  5. Hope you had a great birthday;.
    I note you have posted a photo of me :-)
    Anyway, if you all check out my blog you will note there is a highly prized award waiting for your good selves.
    Take it easy and keep smiling.
    Gary :-)

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