Do rabbits and dolphins have better orgasms?

I have an issue with animal shaped vibrators. Maybe it is a quirk, certainly not a phobia, as I am sure I could let those rabbit ears do their 'thang' if it got to that point. I have seen beavers, rabbits, dolphins etc. Just not something that turns me on. The power within these vibes are really impressive, but would they not be just as "oh yeah baby' if we did not put little eyes and ears on it?

Realistic shaped vibrators are a bit bizarre also. I get the reasoning for little bumps and ridges but what is it about the hair?

Suck in your gut!

76% of our visitors would love to have a better looking gut, tummy, mid line, stomach.......

Although muscles play an important role in looking slim around the middle, getting rid of that accumulated fat helps.

You can find tons of diets and exercises that target the abs and promise results. You may find yourself trying to eat more broccoli or doing crunches endlessly. The middle that enhances those abs and makes you look sexy are the core problem that needs to be addressed.

There are men on TV tonight

As we snuggle into a new TV season, I already have my pj's on. Wine with dinner, a few chores and off to the cozy couch for a hot new night. Fall is here people and the TV proves it.

I am so excited but as the season will wear on,...not so excited. But the last month has been a roller coaster and hell, we are here now and WE WILL HAVE FUN DAMN IT!

OK carry on and pretend you are sane...

Wanna see my naughty bits while I tell you about what I believe in?

So you want want to get want to turn heads and make a statement...

Do you wear a dress made of meat? Do you let your left boob hang out? Do you omit your panties and then bend over? or Are you simple and just dye your hair blue?

We all want to stand up and say..."hey, here I am and I have something to say!"

How far do you go to get the attention you deserve?

So you think you are sagging....???

Do your balls hang low, do your boobs sway too and fro? Is your hairline making your face look bigger? Are your hands looking like someone else's? Are there road maps on your legs, can you see your bits under under belt?

We age...yes and here we go to saggy, baggy body land.

Body parts that will turn on you first chance they get...around the time you think life is starting to make sense.

Hands don't have much skin on top, this thin skin covering those useful..put them out there parts, become loose and wrinkly.

Chest sensitive skin that has been played with and sun burned

Knees bend and stretch and don't want no more of it, they become dry and wrinkly.

Neck is thin skinned and is a great place to hide some chocolate cake, loose around the neck with sunspots.

Well start preparing yourself for the decay, don't think it won't happen. Get the good stuff, start moisturizing, grab the collagen, sun screen, drink tons of water, chemical peels by the truck load, plumping up the hollow areas. But it all again and don't are getting old.

by the way...have a great day!

Drink your bacon?!

Not sure if you have ever heard of 'Jones Soda' or if you had a chance to try it, but their website is awesome. Although strange, it grabs you and pours a tall glass of curiosity your way.

What caught my attention, was a post on a blog stated that 'Jones Soda' was getting their 'pizza' and 'bacon' soda  ready for anyone holding their breath for more bacon flavoured products.


Stop and laugh for a bit

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring him another double martini. The bartender says, "look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long, but, you gotta tel me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home!!!!!!!!:)