Wanna see my naughty bits while I tell you about what I believe in?

So you want attention...you want to get noticed...you want to turn heads and make a statement...

Do you wear a dress made of meat? Do you let your left boob hang out? Do you omit your panties and then bend over? or Are you simple and just dye your hair blue?

We all want to stand up and say..."hey, here I am and I have something to say!"

How far do you go to get the attention you deserve?


  1. Sometimes, when I'm performing at the Super Bowl, I wear a nipple shield under my tight leather garments and pretend to have Justin Timberlake rip off a piece of my costume.

  2. Yeah, sure thing. I'll play naked. Well, maybe not naked baseball. If you think I'm going to slide into home base, using my balls as brakes...no goddam chance!

  3. Hi, I know this doesn't have to do with your post but I wanted to let you know that I gave you a blog award here: http://nymphobsessed.blogspot.com/2010/09/blog-award.html?zx=596bfb872c393e71

  4. Now that I've got three kids in the tween-teen age, I am walking backwards in this arena. Any sort of attention seeking on my part is met with groans, eye rolls, and "You are SO WIERD!" or worse, "You are SO GROSS!" Yeah. Gross is reserved for any display of flesh. Oh, and complete nekkid is met with .. well you can read it, here:


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