Seriously, why have stretch marks? Come on now, I get the fact that those babies stretched me to unrecognizable proportions, but honestly the whole stretch mark maze on my thighs and boobs is a little too much.
Remarkably they invented creams and oils you can smear on your stretch marks. These fab products will work if you constantly stay in state of greasy, moist nudist.
Some of these tell tale maps that run around my skin, could be from well...weight gain....not that it was all that evident that the chunk fairy slipped extra pounds on my ass....(denial is a wonderful thing)
It is not like anyone gets that close of a look, but what if at some point I decide to visit a nudist camp and bare all. Just 'what if"!