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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Working towards sexy not donut butt

 
To get my ass into the gym, I have put up motivational posters. Pictures of fit people. Pictures of the way my body should look like but has no chance in hell of ever achieving. It may get toned but really now....

So to shame myself into moving and sweating, as I look up from the mat, trying to squeeze my third push up, I swear with such conviction. This energy I use up on the anger and pain of pushing my body to limits actually works for me.

I am a great bitch er, yes I love to complain and bitch. I know positive thinking is a goal for most, but it is too fluffy for me. I like the power of cursing out my workout. It releases crap and enlightens me.

Dear motivational fitness posters: go to hell......




5 comments:

  1. I used to use pictures of hot chicks to get me to the gym, but I stopped after I realized the gym can't fix ugly.

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  2. Why are you working so hard to look like those men?

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  3. motivation comes in all shapes and sizes

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  4. Hey keep working. I'm sure it will pay off in the end. I've been running lately, and I hate it. It sucks, but I keep doing it. I'm sure one of these days I will be glad I did. I hope.

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  5. I feel your pain.... I have a pair of swim shorts hanging next to the fridge, knowing that beach season is just a mere stones throw away. Every time I reach into the fridge for another beer, I tell the swim shorts to piss off.
    Cheers, Sausage...

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