We focus on laughing, aging with beauty and grace. Staying healthy through all the crap life throws our way. It gets hard sometimes, so why not share some, scream some and laugh until we pee some. Aging gets a bit too serious, so we wish to celebrate, motivate, entertain, support and laugh as much as possible. This stuff will make you crazy!


Positive Pussy Pride



The Yeast Infection - seen on TV- here is the cure, one step no mess, clear that yuk up.

The period - menstruation, the curse, that time of month - as seen on TV - many types of pads, tampons, light, heavy, day, night, long, thin, small, maximum, for little women, for large women.

Feeling great about it? Make it easy? What ever.....

Dry Vagina - heat it up with lube girls. Make it a night where everything slides right in.

Itchy and irritated - there is ointment for that, some cream that will take away the smell and that itch so you can stop picking at your ass...

Acne - there are endless medicated cleansers, creams, cover ups and more. No more zits for you.

Wrinkles- research has been done and there are so many creams- day time, night time, any time. Use it everyday. No need to worry, no need to have a wrinkle on your face or your ass with the amount of wonder creams available.

Are you feeling beautiful yet? Just let me know when....but wait...

Fat, chunky and hoarding belly fat - a billion and two, fast, quick and easy methods to be as fit as a skinny ass model in no time. All at your figure tips, pick a pill or book, shove it and use it...you will be that thin bitch in no time.

Feel gorgeous yet?....but wait...

Don't forget about that fur lining you have - wax, razors, razors with built in moisturizers, creams, gels, no heat wax, sugar wax, professional laser or waxing. There is no reason to be that hairy...none..get smooth.

If you don't feel totally beautiful during the last 30 min of commercials (during lunch hour btw)...why the hell not?

There is always a Victoria Secret Ad that might help you feel totally awesome....

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