Apparently, getting older does not automatically come with wisdom, dignity or the ability to use a public bathroom without strategy. I used to think there would come an age when I would finally have my shit together. Not mostly together. Not holding it together with dry shampoo and a decent bra together. I mean really together. I imagined becoming one of those effortlessly sophisticated older women who travels beautifully, knows exactly who she is, doesn't give a damn what an