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Thursday, April 28, 2016

Give Your Bra A Break

cable fly weight training
cable crossover

(Click on image to view this exercise...)

Bench presses and push ups. Women don't think of their pecs! The best way to give your bra a break is to pump up those pecs. A strong firm chest does wonders for the cleavage, the form and needless say a bit more perky. With strong, firm pecs and a strong back posture looks great and there is less pain throughout the day.





We usually think of pecs like this






Women will not bulge out like men will when working out, you need testosterone for that. But working amazing pectoral workout can enhance the cleavage area and lift everything up!

Monday, April 18, 2016

It Is All Luck

Sitting to my left, an older gentleman starts pounding on his machine, actually bitch slapping it. Insisting it deliver the goods and round up the winnings he has sat for hours waiting for.

Playing the slots is an occasional indulgence and gets my husband and I out of the house. People-watching is just as entertaining as pushing the button and letting a machine take out gambling budget of $20.

Some do get mighty serious about the ritual and hocus pocus of the situation. Many people will touch the screen believing strongly that little bit of invited power of touch will result in bringing luck and fortune.

Adult ADD or What?

I set out to write something on Adult ADD, which was about an hour ago. I checked my email, sorted CD’s, went to the bathroom, swept the front step, finished sorting CD’s, read half a chapter on how to be successful and then started writing about Adult Attention Deficit Disorder. I wonder if it affects me any?


Friday, April 15, 2016

I Might Be More Like Betty Rubble

It is always a great experience or moment in your life when you find out you are the outcast, the underdog the nerd, the one that is a bit different than the rest (polite version).

There comes a time, I think they refer to it as the 'ah ha' moment or in my case the 'oh no' moment. Am I square (the fact I use that term would solidify the answer as a 'yes')

Foul language is not used on my blog, in front of my mom or my children. When I comment online or post a picture or status, I use very tame words. How crazy is that? I have used some swear words with my parents and children but it is rare. I can swear like a trucker (no offense to truckers but it was all I had) but it is never attached to my online presence or my elders or people I wish to influence. Have I been a potty mouth in the past...yes.

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Do Men Worry About Such Things?

We have heard the jokes and puns about men worrying about baldness, somewhat like a women worrying about how big her butt looks in her new jeans. Usually articles and advice on improving self confidence, awareness and image point toward women. Would that same advice benefit men in the same way? Do they need their own pep talks that would differ from the womanly advice we receive?

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Are You Addicted or Just A Dick?

This is an old post from the original blog. I thought is was just fun so enjoy it!

First are a few samples of keyword searches that were used by people and they were directed to the blog. The second part of the post is a list of addictions that might explain some of the searches people use.

Search words used to by visitors of this site:

girl has sex with monkey 2
lady godiva 1
n freepussy 1
sweating boob sexy 1
when you have juicy on your shorts 1


You know you have a classy blog when......

Explanation for such behavior might be.........

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Pleasure Me-Make Me Fat



As we become surrounded by the convenience of high fat foods, taste enhanced processed products and advertisements that lead us like a herd to the feeding trough; we find incomparable pleasure in the foods we eat. Many a time people will defend this way of life, the life of ultimate convenience, but the evidence or even the enormous hint shows that maybe, just maybe....it is not good for us, as we are all started to look alike.

Call it what you want! The muffin-top, spare tire, life saver, beer belly or extra body fat, when you can enter a large store, look around and only see a very few people that actually look like the weight and shape that they should be, this could be the 'hint' that something may be amiss.


Friday, April 1, 2016

10 Ways To Be A Bombshell

1. Do not wear your pajamas shopping (or slippers).

2. Brush your teeth more than once a day and make sure you have good breath.

3. Smile all the time, whether it is a polite smile of acknowledgement or a whole lot of teeth, make it real.

4. Let people guess if you have sexy underwear on, don't actually show it.

5. Check your slouch at the door and walk upright and confident.

6. Always be polite and courteous, even when you are having a bad day.

7. If you are eating messy food, always lick your fingers or wipe your face with grace and sass.

8. Listen attentively and with interest even if you are bored out of your mind.

9.Try something new everyday, learn something new, improve something and add it to your life.

10. Check your image in the mirror before leaving the house...do you feel awesome about what you see?

Everyone has 'bombshell' inside of them....we all can have a little fun and feel awesome about 'self'

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Sex In A Pan

Enough said...now let's eat!

1 cup butter, melted

2 cups flour

1 1/2 cups chopped pecans

8 ounces cream cheese, softened

1 cup powdered sugar

1 container Cool Whip

1 package instant chocolate pudding mix

1 package instant vanilla pudding

4 cups cold milk, for making puddings

1 chocolate candy bars or 1 toffee pieces, bar


Directions:


Prep Time: 30 mins

1 Heat oven to 350 degrees.

2 Make puddings separately according to the directions on box.

3 Set aside.

4 Mix cream cheese, powdered sugar and 1 cup of cool whip together and set aside.

5 Mix melted butter, flour and 1/2 cup chopped pecans together and press into the bottom of a 13 X 9 cake pan.

6 Put in oven until the crust browns (about 10 minutes).

7 Take out of oven and let cool slightly.

8 Layer mixtures over crust starting with cream cheese mixture, chocolate pudding, vanilla pudding.

9 Until mixtures are gone.

10 Top with the rest of the cool whip, chopped pecans and chocolate shavings from candy bar.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

A WTF Day

There are days when you just don't feel like reading or writing. Not that you don't want to but you really don't have that feeling. Somewhat like when your foot falls asleep, it doesn't work, it feels funny and you don't want to use it...its like that...no feeling, don't feel like it, not feeling it, not a freakin feel anywhere to be had.

So as this day just happens to be one of those non-feeling days, I end up writing anyway but keep in mind I Don'' Feel Like It!!!!!!

What is WTF?